Monday, July 11, 2011

Slice of Life - Naughty, Naughty

Mom at the new house - not the one with the ditch. The 57 Chevy is in the background.



This is a Slice of Life post. Slice of Life is a weekly prompt to encourage writers to tell personal history stories. Click on the link to participate.

I am responding to an old prompt from Slice of Life for this post. It is called Naughty, Naughty for something we did when we were young. I usually followed the rules. I was too timid to be really adventurous. Maybe I would change that a little if I could go back with the knowledge I have now. Then I would know which rules to break.
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Anyway, my father died when I was 15 and that meant no one in the family could drive a car. My mom never did get her license, my brother was a year younger, and I was waiting to turn 16 and still in Driver's Ed at school. It was very inconvenient. My brother and I walked to school. My mom took a bus to work in Oklahoma City and sometimes she sent a cab to the nearby Dairy Queen for fried chicken baskets for dinner. (There was no KFC back then.)
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My uncle had helped us get a car which was waiting in the driveway for the big day -- a blue and white 1957 Chevy.
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Now for the naughty part. One summer day, I decided to take the car and visit a friend of mine who only lived a few blocks away. I sat behind the steering wheel and practiced turning right and left on my practice trip. That part was not hard but I had to back out of the driveway and get out on the street which was bordered by a deep ditch.
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Slowly, carefully I began. I wasn't very good at backing up. I tried again and again and again. I don't remember more about the driving. I only know that when my mom got home that afternoon, the whole right side of that '57 Chevy was down in the ditch in front of our house.
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My mom was pretty cool. She only looked at me and said, "Shari? Did you drive the car today?" I don't know how we ever got it out of that ditch.
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Now, if this blog survives and some day one of you grandchildren is a new driver, please don't get any ideas. I am worried already and you are only 11, 7 and 4. Jonah, I'm thinking of you right now. Someday I will tell you the story of the day Uncle Cory and Jeff Watkins stole Pepaw's truck and got caught joy riding past the house when he came home unexpectedly. I think I have put enough naughty ideas into your head for today.
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P.S. I have recently been in touch with some of my old friends from high school. If you guys see this post, I'm thinking of you.

4 comments:

  1. just the right side? usually cars go into ditches because the car was left in neutral without the parking brake set and the front end goes into the ditch.

    or cross country in the green truck, according to my father anyway

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  2. This made me giggle. You know that you can have your blog printed, pictures and all, right?

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  3. who - The car went in the ditch on the right side because I kept trying to fix it after it went in just a little, then a little more until the whole thing just tilted down into the ditch.

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  4. Pirate Princess - I am actually planning to print this blog into a book - if they will only read it :-)

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